A title this would be, had I the originality.

A friend of mine wanted ideas for a song for "a lovesong to a socially awkward geek who wouldn't know a girl was coming on to him if she stripped off and snogged his face off".


This was my contribution:

He looked up from his screen and there she stood, 
   mumble mumble mumble mumble wood, 
 A geeky angel amongst a sea of n00bs, 
   mumble mumble mumble mumble boobs, 
 She leaned over with a breathy giggle, 
   mumble mumble mumble mumble jiggle, 
 She needed help with her username and pass, 
   mumble mumble mumble mumble ass, 
 He helped her, avoiding her limpid eyes, 
   mumble mumble mumble mumble thighs, 
 Her voice meltingly asked "Pardon?", 
   mumble mumble mumble mumble MUMBLE!

Ithankyew! *bow*


Side chuckle: I originally typoed "limpid eyes" (calm, clear eyes) as "lipid eyes" (fat eyes). Not the effect I was after!

According to Google, this is a fairly common typo:
"Limpid eyes" (google) (wiki): 12,600 hits
"Lipid eyes" (google) (wiki): 64 hits (0.5%)
"Limpet eyes" (google) (wiki): 28 hits (0.2%)

And according to Wikipedia, limpets are snails. Who knew?

[Seems gastropods that whether you class a gastropod as "snail", "slug", or "limpet" is really more about form than relation.]